Profile meaniegal: Snips and Snails and Puppydog Tails...

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As Tall, happy, confident, outgoing, love to laugh, enjoys a good concert/festival/party on the beach and can drink the average joe under the table all while behaving like the perfect southern belle. I'm bad, but very, very good at it. THAT being said, I would like to make myself clear in the nicest possible way. I am a cougar and I have been since I was 30, but that does not mean that I'm fast or easy to get. I have high standards and I'm picky. I'm not necessarily looking for a serious relationship, but if the right one falls in my lap then so be it. I'm actually looking for a companion to have fun with---someone that enjoys going out drinking and playing on the boardwalk. Someone that can keep up with me....but also enjoy a lazy Sunday on the couch. A fun friend with fabulous benefits would be perfect---if more comes out of it; then thats just icing. ***ONE last tiny little thought---I'm a grown ass woman and I don't play games. I don't have the time to be bothered, so if this applies to you...take your little boy games on to the next drama queen that will enjoy them. Just to save all of us a little extra time---Don't ask for naked pix because you will not get them. Please don't expect me to participate in cybersex or sexting as thats also in the realm of silly games and I'm not interested. I like "real life, in person" relationships. I have Zero tolerance for Bullshit and Bullshitters. Come real or don't come at all. I think that just about covers it. If you think all of the above describes YOU; then I can't wait to meet up with you! HUGS!!
Sign Gemini

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Curvy
My Height Is 5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are Blue
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Separated
I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids No
My Best Feature Is Smile
Body Art Belly Button Ring, Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These Dog
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
My Speciality Is Medical / Health
My Job Title Is Nutritionist
I Make This Much In A Year $45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live With Pet(s)
At Home All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker No
I Drink Yes - Often

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Reading, Tv, Dining, Travel, Cooking, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be Cold beers & raw oysters on the boardwalk watching the tourists----it can get really INTERESTING!!!!! People act very different when they are away from home!
I've Always Wanted To Try Para-sailing!!!!
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services Once A Year
My Political Views Are Conservative
My Goal In Life Is To live life to the fullest---try new things---be open to change---laugh and don't worry about being embarassesd----just have fun and squeeze every drop of goodness from life!
My Kind Of Humor Is Dry / Sarcastic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Pop, Blues, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read Fiction, Horror
My Idea Of Fun Is Wine Festivals, Concerts on the Beach, Lawn Tickets at the Amphitheatre, Busch Gardens, Drinking Beer and People Watching----TRAVEL!!!!

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? Someone that loves to laugh and can laugh at themselves. I love a pretty face and body, but he has to be a NICE person as well. Honesty is a MUST...not interested in anyone who takes themselves too seriously. Humor is the most important spice in life; self confidence is HOT, but humor is NECESSARY!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date, Intimate, Committed